well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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