"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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