Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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