Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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