I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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