I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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