Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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