The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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