so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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