I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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