Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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