I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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