She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
