Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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