if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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