Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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