Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
