How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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