Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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