I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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