I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
In America we eat man semen.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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