At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
