She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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