i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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