we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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