I like to think it a success when the cops are called
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Oh Jesus.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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