remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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