Soap is not a condiment
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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