so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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