somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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