help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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