just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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