the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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