Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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