so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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