No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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