I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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