just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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