He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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