Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This is my gift to your gina
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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