Apparently you make a good broom.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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