trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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