I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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