rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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