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How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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