Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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