I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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