Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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