thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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