Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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