Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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