So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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