She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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