Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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