the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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