Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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