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took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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