I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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