I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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