so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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