i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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