guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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